There was a young Christian named NedWho spoke Jesus over his bedIn less than two weeksHe had Jesus-themed sheetsAnd a pillow that healed every head. A circus performer named AntonDid shows with a cock and a lanternAnd when the cock crewThe light would turn blueWhile Anton screamed “Abracoclampon!” In every city in Spain,Were monks who… Continue reading

A young long-haired puppy named Dave,Was taken along to a rave,He donned neon lipstick,And chewed on a glow stick –The media it called it ‘new wave’. A wiley detective named Fred,Took all of his suspects to bed,While pleasuring criminals,He’d hunt for subliminals,And follow the clues where they led. Continue reading

There was an old gardener from Leeds,Who was totally cack-handed with weeds,He’d yank up his flowers,While weeding for hours,And throw the lot into the reeds. A retired barber named Sue,Could never find anything to do,When things got real drastic,She took up gymnastics,And soon became world number two. A bored lonely blogger named Steve,Would write shit… Continue reading